so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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