It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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