we have officially lost it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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