I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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