Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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