so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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