Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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