He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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