Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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