is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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