It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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