If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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