one might say we're banned from that church
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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