I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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