Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just forgot I was standing up.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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