So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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