I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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