absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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