No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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