My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
In America we eat man semen.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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