I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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