Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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