...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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