So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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