I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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