Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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