so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
