Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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