I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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