I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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