Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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