Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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