I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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