how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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