Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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