Buhtt sex?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
