I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
