If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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