I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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