ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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