Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
