Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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