plz talk dirty to me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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