so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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