i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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