Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he was CRYING into my vagina
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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