Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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