Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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