Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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