everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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