Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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