I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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