Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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